Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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