So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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