i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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