There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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