The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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