I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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