discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.