I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say