hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
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my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?