there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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