i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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