i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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