so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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