butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
