is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
