Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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