return my video game
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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