i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
