Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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