I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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