there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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