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He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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