He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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