I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
