pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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