oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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