I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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