i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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