Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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