You work out of a Hotel?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf