The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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