Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going