She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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