and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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