anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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