I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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