I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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