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i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just had sex on a roof
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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