Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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