windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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