her vagine was all disorganized.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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