Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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