Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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