sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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