Non-Jews are for practice
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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