he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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