either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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