so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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