how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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