Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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