Do you still have your period?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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