Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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