ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
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i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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