the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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