The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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