Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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