I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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