Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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