I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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