whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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