He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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