You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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