I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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